If only I were musically talented—then I could put into a song my dire-loathing of American Apparel, for their single-handed destruction of all the good online T-shirt companies. These shirts are paper thin, and the sizing is noticeably inconsistent. They must be cutting the shirts by hand, in the dark. I wore one of the shirts for less than a day, washed it, and now it has two holes in the back, about an inch below the collar seam. What. The. Fuck I order men's T's so I can enjoy a shirt that isn't thinner than my undies, and this is what I get? I literally have negligee that is of hardier stock than these things.
Oh, noes! I'm finally starting to really taste the recession! God, let it end so that I don't have to continue suffering with shitty American-made products! (X3) I suppose I could always just bootleg the designs, via use of one of the many, "design your own shirt", sites...but, I care too much about what my people think of me to live below their moral standards. Maybe if I made my own, almost identical designs, like all the different sites do with each other's? It's still plagiarism/theft, in some capacity, isn't it? (:[) S'not like the Woot shirts I vote for ever make it, anyways. I wouldn't be selling anything, and, really, I'd probably be paying more. It would help the economy?
Meh. Luckily, I'm not very thick, and AA hasn't taken over the market for children's shirts on all of the websites. On Noisebot, the kid's XL is one inch longer than the men's small, and just two inches skinnier. That actually sounds perfect. Sweet, thanks, tubby kids...I'm still not happy about the American Apparel shirts! I've already suffered their injustice. Ahem.
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Oh-ehm-gee, noisebot is tricky. The children's sizes are also labeled with appropriate age groups, and the extra large is 18-20. Oh, how devious of them to hide the high quality shirts from me in such a way. Who would think to look for such a thing?
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